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It’s only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it’s quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers areEurope’s largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it’s not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufortsaid in an interview, “I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else.”
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. “Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription.”
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
when I am emperor I will demand that you put the tracking number directly in the shipment confirmation email, and if you make me go to your website and sign in before I can access any tracking info, you’re going straight into the coliseum to fight for your life
sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014
sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on an amv in 240p on youtube in 2009 and that i can only re-listen on youtube because it tastes better there
Fun facts: The word “narc” being short for “narcotics agent” is actually a backformation. “Narc” has meant “police informant” in English since at least the 1800s and originally comes from the Romani word for “nose.”
WHAT.
So it’s literally “nosy sus motherfucker” huh
pretty much, yeah
RATING: PARTIALLY RELIABLE*
*The word ‘Nark’ originated in 1859, likely from the Romani nak (nose). However, this is etymologically unrelated to the word ‘Narc’, despite how the meaning of the words have merged over time.
source:narc (n.) 1967 (earlier narco, 1960), American English slang, shortened form of narcotics agent. It had been used 1955 for narcotics hospital, 1958 for narcotics addict. The senses and spelling have tended to merge with older but unrelated nark (q.v.).
source:nark 1859, “to act as a police informer” (v.); 1860, “police informer” (n.), probably from Romany nak “nose.”
…. The lack of reading comprehension on this website continues to be just plain impressive
“Partially reliable,” says @is-the-post-reliable, while literally restating the original post with some added dates.
“The person who decided it’s their job to fact-check everyone else is only skimming the posts instead of closely reading them” has got to be the most Tumblr-ass thing I’ve seen on Tumblr in a while
What the fuck… netflix only pay in full once a show reaches season 3? And by rebooting daredevil and restarting it as season 1, Disney+ can get away with not paying the crew in full
yeah netflix doesn’t pay residuals to actors/writers/etc. until after season 3, meaning none of them get paid for streams of their episodes the way they would if the show aired on live broadcast. now you know why Netflix almost always cancels its own original programming after 3 seasons
calling every instance of showing certain emotions “emotional labor” needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like “reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person” like. Yes you DO???
